What is a f*ckboy?

chopbananaWhat is a f*ckboy exactly?

He is a boy who is dedicated to achieve orgasm with the least amount of effort possible.

He will do anything in his weak, unskilled power to achieve this.

He is especially attracted to girls who have no prior experiences with their kind as they can’t recognize the classic f*ckboy signs such as but not limited to:

 

  • Showing/telling his infatuation/admiration of you too soon
  • Making his friends believe that there is something going on between the two of you
  • Convincing you that something is going on between the two of you
  • Startled and offended when you address that something is going on between the two of you
  • Defending his past actions as nothing but just “friendly” behavior
  • Making sure you realize that you are not as special as he made you believe during the first stage
  • Going MIA
  • Showing back up uninvited X amount of time later acting as if you two never moved from the honey moon stage

In order for a f*ckboy to be successful, you must blame yourself during the MIA stage so that by the showing back up stage you think you’ve been forgiven and promptly give up the goods to show your appreciation.

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12 Comments

    1. Does the writer have to be gay in order to hate straight men? Would explicitly knowing the writer’s sexuality help you better understand the post?

      1. At first, I thought it was yours.

        Yes, they do but I won’t have this debate with you. I actually followed your blog because I thought it was pro-black and educational but soon as I found that post, well …

      2. It is my post. And sure thing, we don’t have to debate something you originally commented about. Good luck on your search for a truly pro-black and educational blog! There’s actually a lot of good content out there, hope you find it!

      3. I’m glad that you are understanding of who you are and what you want. Not many people are. Clearly this blog isn’t serving your straight male ass needs, so it’s best to move on. Bless!

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